I inherited a 12.7 acre hamster farm, but am having trouble rounding up all them critters for a head count. All I have are large game traps, flypaper and hydrochloric acid to work with. Plus all the hamsters are wild now and do not come out into the open anymore. How can I round’em all up y’all?
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It’s like a turkey call, only instead of gobble gobble gobble, you go “Heeeere gerbil gerbil gerbil.”
Hamsters respond to the gerbil call because they are really into inter-specie relationships. As a matter of fact, if the hamster call doesn’t work, just buy a really fat (female) gerbil from the pet store, dress her in a little outfit of your choice, and have her strut her stuff in front of the hamster pen. Those little pervs will be climbing all over each other to be the first to get inside that pen.
Good thing you found a hamster farmer to answer this question for you. Hope this helps.
Edit: Please lose the thumbs down idiot. It serves no purpose. Just run your trace program like you always do and capture their IP number, cross-reference that with a physical address, and I’ll send somebody out there to “chat” with the idiot. I’m not sure why you haven’t initiated this already, but it’s your call.
oh, this is what works for me:
I get naked, run up and down the street naked with a salt shaker singing What’s New Pussycat and it attracts tons of hamster, homeless, dogs, cats, men and women.
one word– Thuraya!!!
Go straight to Joe Cartoon he has even a Humvee.
I thought it was ncuk, ncuk!
Saw three curled up asleep in the pet shop today, they were huddled together (no need for herding) and looked sooo sweet I thought of you having these deep fried.
Here a very effective technique:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh5hntkFgLU
As you can see in this video, there are hundreds of hamsters running toward the caller.
I hope this melts.
TD
So are these hamsters fat and juicy? Exactly where is this hamster farm, anyway? Maybe we can work something out . . .